zabuzasword:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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hugslucas:

ed sheeran’s becoming the leonardo dicaprio of the grammys

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stephaniebreeze:

Me & bestfriend

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mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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sandwichstars:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead


sick

sansgod:

if boys hands worked the clit like they work video game controllers maybe the world would be a better place

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mysqace:

theres a devito in all of us 

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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