daintythug:

crumbumm:

nobody cares, we’re drunk

(via loudmusicfreshveggiez)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via virginiawasteland)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(via virginiawasteland)

  • Me:I won't get jealous

  • Me:Who's this fucking whore

  • You're So Last Summer

    thisshipwreck:

    boesthius:

    Taking Back Sunday - Great Romances of the 20th Century

    September never stays this cold
    Where I come from, and you know
    I’m not one for complaining. 

    EVERY SEPTEMBER FIRST.

    (via homos3xuw3ll)

    lameprlncess:

    a good artist knows where to draw the line

    (via c0existant)

    cakejam:

    adobe-outdesign:

    sociallychallengednerd:

    what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

    http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

    wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

    (via karideth)

    thenotoriousnki:

    twitter has ZERO chill rn 😂

    (via hellawut)