emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

(via sunflowerr-eyes)

Your name hurts.
(via seelengekritzel)

(via its-a-beautiful-bliss)

insvtiable:

tru

insvtiable:

tru

(via crazyhlgns)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via justme-just-mejustme)

th3d4ym4n:

She leaves you no other choice.

th3d4ym4n:

She leaves you no other choice.

(via w1sh-master)

I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

(via w1sh-master)

veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

(via i-hopeyou-love)

Truth is, I’m a fucking romantic. I’m difficult but I promise - I’m not boring.
Amy Winehouse, GQ Magazine  (via perfect)

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  • Straight haired person:Just comb it!

  • Curly haired person:

  • Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

    Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

    George Carlin (via damn-peasants)

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