youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
abarestorytotell: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
nothipyet: goblinparty: I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities Hahaha
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.– (via wet-violet) But I like getting explored (via armedtotheteethh)
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
danphils: my new motto in life
skate-high: To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.